The German Dopey Pills

We have this Turkish comedian in Germany....Bulent Ceylan.  He's a fairly witty guy and quick to turn a laugh on Turks, Germans, and just about any nationality that tries to confirm to German lifestyles.

So there's this clever pill gimmick that he's pushed around.  The Antiidiotikum pill.

Basically, it's a placebo deal....to help prevent you from being an idiot.  You pop one or two....and you feel a relief coming over....your moment of idiot pursuit has passed.

Folks here in the Hessen area tend to buy these....keep a box in the drawer of their desk, and when someone in the office acts like an idiot....they pull the box out and offer a pill.  Things tend to cool off at that point.

Personally, I think the pills would work in the US.  Sadly, they only come ten to a pack.  Americans might need bulk XXXL-size containers.  We might go nuts and act like an idiot ten to twenty times a day....in between our moments of brilliance and genius.