Friday, March 28, 2014

The German Gal Story

This was one of those oddball stories I watched last night on the local German news.  There was this Catholic priest.....older guy....probably in his mid-60s.  Somewhere along a decade or more ago....this guy bumped into some gal.

The journalists and the priest didn't really spell out the meeting or how things developed....but this gal (in her early 60's at the time)....developed a passion for the guy.  She says....she never knew he was a priest.  So this kinda puts you into the mindset of thinking he was standing at some pub or some cafe....a conversation was struck up....and she simply got the 'hots' for him.

In the real world....this obviously happens....especially when you introduce ministers or such.  Gals sometimes fall all over themselves once some minister they've been introduced to....is noted as single.  For the life of me....I can't grasp the magnetic charm that these religious guys have.  A guy like Moses or John the Baptist?  Man, they must have had dozens of women after them in the old days.

So, anyway....this German gal began this decade long slutty-gal routine.  She'd show up at his house....wearing slinky clothing, revealing stuff, and dancing in some way to attract his attention.  He asked her to kinda stop....but she just get the message.

After a couple of years of this....he even went to the local cops and got some stalking order, which she just smiled and overlooked.

So, this past week....she got dragged into court.  She's seventy-one years old now.  The camera guy basically got the image of this older gal on clutches.....barely able to climb a stairway....all dolled up and in red lipstick to the extreme.

A brief discussion developed between the judge and the defense attorney.  The defense guy wanted the judge to just agree that she was a nutcase, and she needed mental help....NOT prison time.  The video and pictures for evidence....was fairly deep in nature.  That didn't help.

So, at the end....the German judge stood there and said "prison"....sentencing the old German gal to fourteen months in prison.  A shocker for her....I imagine.

With good behavior and time off....I'd take a guess that she walks into a halfway situation within six months.  Germans hate wasting real prison life on cases like this.

So, this all brings me to the subject of German nuts.  As some of you know....I'm from Bama....and I'm an authority on nuts.  To be honest, we have more than our fair share of nuts in Bama.  After years of living in Germany.....I would probably say that right after Bama on the statistical highside of nuts....Germany is likely running number two.  It's not a slam against Germans or such....but you kinda note the various unusual types of people that you bump into on a daily basis....and they aren't exactly balanced or sane.

Crazy threatening nuts?  Oh no.  Germany doesn't have that issue.  It's just a high number of folks who do unusual things.....beyond the norm.....and remarkably see that behavior as normal.

As for this gal in a year?  I just don't see her getting enough treatment to change her attitude.  A seventy-three year old gal....showing up in a revealing evening gown in front of the house?  Well....yeah.  That's a problem, and you just hope that she figures out the issue, and resolves it.

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