Monday, June 17, 2019

If You Tried to Write a Resume for Hitler in 1933

I often point out losers or marginal performers....who have what I call a 10-line resume that would fit onto a 3x5 inch index card.  So this is Hitler's resume:

1907: Brief but failed attempt to attend art academy, lacking educational level for back-up plan architectural school.  Ran out of money for lifestyle in 1909.
1909-1914: Became day-labor guy, and sold water-paintings on the side.  Motivated and lived mostly in Bohemian lifestyle. Moved to Munich in 1913
Summer 1914: Joined German Army.  Spent half of the four-year period with headquarters elements as a courier.
End of 1918: Returned to Munich after the war.  Hired by Bavarian secret police to infiltrate Nationalist Socialist Party.  Attended first party meeting in basement of the Hofbrauhaus. Noted as a clear speaker, and was the keynote speaker for the Nazi Party from early 1919 on.
Jan 1933: Chancellor of Germany

Yes, failed student, day-labor individual, part-time artist, enlisted in Army, secret agent for Bavaria, front-man for political party, Chancellor.   That's it.

Even today, if you tried to explain this to students how a loser could rise up and get a real reputation in life....most wouldn't believe it.

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