After reading through the EU idea for preventing all traffic deaths across all members of the EU by the year 2050....I wanted to offer my suggestions:
1. Eliminate all cars with any horsepower above 32 HP.
2. Halt all unnecessary travel after 9 PM, for all ages (unless returning home from work).
3. Require all passengers and the driver to wear a EU-approved helmet.
4. Forbid passengers from talking while inside of the car and moving. (People can only talk while the vehicle is stationary)
5. Drivers forbidden from entering any city having a population of 100,000 or more. Parking lots on the edges of these towns will offer free parking and free bus/tram travel while in the 'zone'.
6. In each vacation state period for the summer, all speed limit will be limited to 75 kph (day or night).
7. All mental tests required for drivers....shall also be mandated for politicians. Failing score, you lose your license or your standing in the Landestag or Bundestag.
8. All alcohol sales forbidden after 7 PM, 365 days a year.
9. Require all vehicles to remove AM/FM radios and speakers. Singing in the car should also be forbidden.
10. At the slightest hint of snow....mandate that all drivers stay where they are....until the snow has melted (even if it requires three days).
I have more ideas for cutting down on fatty people and bad health....if you were interested.
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