Monday, September 28, 2026

This Brit Farmer Gal

 Shortly after midnight....this Brit farmer gal left a party....probably having consumed an ale or two.  She rounds a corner, and there lay three white vans.  There's probably a 8-second jolt....something ain't right, and then she notices five young lads who probably aren't of the local surroundings

The farmer gal turns around....fumbles around with the smart-phone....tries to alert the base security folks (that fails), and reverts to the local police.  Roughly 25 minutes later...a couple of Brit police arrive....with guns, and take the five lads.

The farmer gal?  She wasn't done.  She used WhatsApp and alerted everyone in the village area....'lockdown' and be prepared.

She probably didn't get home and chilled-out to sleep...until 3 AM.

By 6 AM....she probably got up and tended to farm chores....checking the cattle....doing a fence secure walk, and by 7 AM....had a jolt of serious caffein.

Around 10 AM....she probably had ten minutes of free time to check on the base story.  Then back to work

The blunt truth....there's probably twenty-thousand farm folks....prepared for action....around the clock, and what keeps terrorists out-of-action.

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