With chatter of some Russian offense going on....I'd go and secretly ask the EU to provide 40,000 pallets of booze. Not the lousy 20-proof stuff....but the 60-proof stuff.
Then I'd prepare to disperse the stuff....into the arms of invading Russians, and expect them to halt the battle and binge-out on booze. Three hours later, I'd have my forces ready to take on a bunch of drunk Russians. Causality rate? Probably 90-percent of the Russian force would be gone within six hours.
The cost to the Europeans? Well...just plain cheapo 60-proof stuff, without taxation...would be around 7 Euro a bottle. Lot cheaper than missiles, bullets, or bombs.
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