Thursday, December 16, 2021

The Hessen 350-Booze 'Rule'

 So there are some new Covid ban rules, and the curious one....once the 7-day infection rate goes to 350 or above (3 days straight)....public sales of booze is forbidden.

That means bars, restaurants, cafes, etc.....can't sell booze.

An exemption?  Well....if you sell gluhwein at a Christmas market.....that got some type of exemption.  

So if it bounced up and down for two weeks straight....349,  390, 333, 318, 400, 328, etc...?  It wouldn't trigger the 350-rule.

That's the 350 rule?  Well....NO.  If you run a dance hall, night-club, disco or brothel.....the 350 rule is invoked on you as well.  

Why 350?  Well....it's a nice round number.  Other than that....there is no science to really detail this out for someone who wants to make sense out out of this.  Personally, I would have said the rule was 353.....just to make the point that numbers don't matter that much.

If you had some lusty 10-minute session scheduled with a hooker on a 350 situation?  I guess you'd have to cancel, and just wait until we reach a 349 situation for 3 days.  

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