About three days after the American election ended....this story started up. The basic story goes this way:
1. The CIA ran some ultra-secret server farm in Frankfurt (you are never told where).
2. Illegal server activity connected to the election occurred from this server farm.
3. The Pentagon ordered Delta Force to go into the server-farm facility, recover the servers, and return them to US soil.
4. Guards at the facility (we are never told whether these are German, American, French or whatever) put up a defense. Numerous rounds are fired (maybe five...maybe a hundred....maybe 500). Five Delta Force members are killed. But the Delta team recover the drives....drive out to the airport, and return them to US soil.
BS meter: On a scale of one to ten....it's a '11'.
Presently, I would guess that a quarter-million Americans believe the story, and are continually asking about the 'secret drives'....which are leading to some bogus election business.
Maybe in the 1970s....you could have seen an operation like this occur. Today? No....German cops would have gotten called....social media action would have started up...with 500 locals aware of the event within 30 minutes, and 25,000 locals chatting about it by the 3rd hour.
Firefight....CIA thugs fighting Delta Force? It sounds like a good script for a 2-star German Sunday night public-TV cop movie.
It just amazes me how far this bogus story has gone. Even around Frankfurt now....some folks are asking the question....was there a firefight that they missed? Was there some 3,000 round 'battle' that occurred, with dead bodies all over the place?
I'd like to step into the middle of this....to suggest two Russian mafia guys were just accidentally at the entrance of the server facility (smoking cigarettes' and consuming vodka), and were taken by Delta Force back to the US....thinking that the Russians were part of the facility guard deal.
I'd also suggest that some top secret Australian undercover team (out of Hamburg) also participated in the action. They were set as decoys in the Frankfurt area....acting drunk and getting police attention on them...rather than the firefight itself at the facility. Those members were secretly awarded medals for heroic but fake drunkenness. The eight Australians returned to Brisbane....deeply shamed by the fact that it was fake drunkenness....not real drunkenness.
By next week, I expect the Frankfurt story to consume at least 15 false facts, and include two French tourists who observed the whole firefight.
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As an Australian I'd also hang my head in shame if I had to pretend to be drunk.
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