Thursday, December 1, 2022

My Three Suggestions For Germany And Dealing With Twitter/Elon

 1.  There should be a 'button' when you bring Twitter that says 'I'm-a-German-and-need-moderation'.  You punch the button, and it takes you to a fantasy digital 'safe-place' with unicorn pictures, positive thought re-enforcements ('you aren't that fat', or 'don't worry---just be happy', or 'rich people are evil'), etc.

You'd be safely away from the real world people, and could blend in with the government's safety mandate.

2.  Twitter could create a Germany-only-Twitter.....where the server sees your IP and directs you to a Twitter commentary area where only Germans twit.  They could then allow the German government total control of the content or words used.  

3.  Germany could pass a listing of the 14,988 things that are forbidden to talk about, and make everyone (even in Mexico)....to read the listing before posting or commenting on anything.  

This way, everyone would clearly know what is hate, and what is love.   

(note: sometimes, I do sarcastically talk about real world problems.)

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