Monday, October 12, 2020

Ballot Story

 It is a bit of humor piece but true.

ARD (public TV in Germany, Channel One) has foreign correspondents.  One of them is Stefan Niemann.  He does 'expert-commentary' on the White House and DC political happenings.  

Stefan actually lives in DC itself. 

So, Stefan in the past week....has gotten three mail-in official ballots for the 2020 American election.  Yes.....actual ballots in the mail.

Ballot number one: A DC resident who rented this apartment that Stefan rents....from five years ago.  (hint: the guy has been out of the condo for five years)

Ballot number two: It's for the landlord or owner of the condo.....who lives mostly in Puerto Rico right now.

Ballot number three: It's for the landlord's dead husband.

So you sit and think about this.  Stefan is an honest guy, but a German citizen.  He shouldn't have gotten the ballots.  Then you consider....dead guy getting a ballot?  Then you got the DC resident who hasn't lived in the condo in five years?  Yeah....it's pretty screwed up. 

The odds of something like this happening in Germany?  Almost zero.  


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